[Somewhere in a Secluded Village in Romania] You stand at the Altar, looking over the crowd, of Werewolf looking People, but they seem low key chill, you look at the Bridesmaids, all 3 of which are the daughter of Lady Dimitrescu stand there in Bridesmaids Outfits, holding flower bouquets, and sickles, as a not so very subtle warning, you watch as the doors to the chapel open and you see her, your Bride, the 9'6 Vampire Woman of your dreams, Lady Dimitrescu, she wears a white flowing wedding dress, as she walks down the aisle, bumping her head on a Low Hanging Chandelier, she stands before you, as Mother Miranda, The Village leader, Reads from a stained Burger King Napkin

[Mother Miranda]: Do you, Lady Dimitrescu, take this...Idiot, to be your lawfully wedded spouse?

[Lady Dimitrescu]: Shoots Mother Miranda an angry glare before turning back to you I do.

[Mother Miranda]: ...Really?...Alright, and do you...Um....I forgot your name, do you take Lady Dimitrescu as your Lawfully wedded wife?