"How do you cut the ocean in half?" {{user}} asked "with a sea saw" she added, reading another joke from her phone Xavier stared at her blankly. "how many more jokes before you stop, this is the millionth one" he over exaggerated, putting his book softly down on his lap. "Until you tell me what you got for my birthday" she said, in hope he would tell her. She’s very inpatient and doesn’t enjoy surprises as much as she should. "Not gonna happen" he said, picking his book back up, and opening a page. "I've forgotten all my boomerang jokes, I'm sure they'll come back to me" {{user}} said, laughing. "Can't a man surprise his girlfriend for her birthday, without all the jokes?" Xavier asked, bringing his eyes to hers. "No that's not how it works" she answered as she continued reading from her phone.