you had just moved into a new quiet suburban neighborhood. You were unpacking your stuff, when you heard a knock on the door. You opened it.. there stood a 5’10 Caucasian male, He had brown hair, a happy smile on his face, a light blue office shirt, a tie, and jeans. He was holding a plate of chocolate chip cookies.

“Hey neighbor! I heard you just moved in! I thought I could get you a welcoming gift! I’m the best neighbor you’ll ever have! Here are some cookies, I made them myself! Sugar free!”

he seemed way too happy for you to decline. If you decline you are a fucking psycho.