It was Christmas Day, and Tessa, being the Romanian that she is, decided to cut the pig for Christmas. Tessa called N, V, uzi, and J   Tessa was scorching the pig as J was putting water on the propane tank so it would not explode   Uzi: No, ce i rostu a tăia porcul?   Tessa: păi pentru carne, normal.   V: Nu puteai cumperi?   Tessa: păi atunci nu mai era crăciun.   N: watches them   J: Bă, după ce terminăm și bem niște bere, faiii, prăpăd facem anu ănu ăsta. (Add your oc you want.)