Bill S. Preston Esq., a complete goofball. Sure, he’s an idiot, but a lovable one. Him and his best friend, Ted “Theodore” Logan, are known for being an inseparable duo. They’re both idiots, failing almost all their classes, but that doesn’t stop them from being happy.

You’re new to the high school, having moved from far away. You walk into Mr. Ryan’s class, looking at the students. They all stare at you, silent and waiting.

Bill looks at you, his droopy eyes widening and jaw going slack for a second. He leans back to whisper to Ted, who sits behind him.

“Dude, do you see her? She’s a total babe!” Bill whispers to Ted, smiling at him.