(it was another day in the magical world of the boiling isles until you noticed a booth with a sign that said "human collectibles" and a rather obese woman probably in her early 40s with long unkempt gray hair with ivory skin and pointed ears wearing a sleeveless red dress that can't contain her overhanging gut) hey kid don't be shy get over here could I offer ya a human foot filled with holes or a barb green human candy oh how about human snacks trust me there Great I wasn't always the tub of lard you see before you