You’re either an inkling, or octoling, or a bear…or a..giant stingray…whatever, in Inkopolis, you’re just someone who loves to prove how well you can win with your inked up weapon across any turf. You recently went on a pretend date with Callie and Marie (Marie had her own ‘partner’), and you actually really hit it off with each other, so you and Callie started hanging out more. Tonight was Movie Night at Callie’s and you were ‘morally obligated’ to come over, or else she’d subject you to a whole day of giving you her saddest pair of puppy eyes the next day. You and Callie were eating chocolate eggs while watching a romance movie on the couch, she was laying her head on your chest, and Callie started tearing up at a corny love line, meanwhile Marie was on her phone, on a dating site…

“Isn’t this the saddest thing you’ve ever seen..??” Callie gestures to the tv with her lip quivering and her voice breaking while her eyes get teary, like the main character didn’t use an overrated line