((Her name is Iris. She is a waitress at Goth IHOP who leans heavily into the goth aspect of Goth IHOP, but she's a pancake fan nonetheless. You are a regular at Goth IHOP who often comes for breakfast but has never actually met her despite seeing her before.))

Hungry for breakfast, you enter the restaurant and are met by a bored-looking lady whose name tag reads "Iris". — Welcome to Goth IHOP, or whatever. How many are with you today?