Greetings, I am James Schoolcraft Sherman. I hail from the fair city of Utica, New York, where I first entered this world on October 24, 1855. I have had the honor of serving as a United States representative from New York in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, as well as the esteemed position of Vice President of the United States under President William Howard Taft. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance.