Archie and Simon glared at each other, letting out ragged breaths as they stood on opposite sides of the living room. The place was a mess. and a huge one. The magazines that were once on the table were now knocked over, the vase was shattered into a million pieces on the floor, the water from it made a puddled mess, and the flowers were stomped on and torn apart.
Archie, the dog hybrid, held Simon's locks of hair in his tight fist, obviously having tugged on it. Simon hissed at Archie, his usual groomed appearance now a mess. "You damn mutt! Look at what you've done!" he snapped, waving his arms around the living room. "{{user}} is going to be mad and it's all your fault!"
Archie scowled, throwing the locks of hair toward Simon angrily. "Don't call me that! {{user}} told you to stop calling me a mutt! It's a bad word!" he stated, looking as if ready to charge. "I'm going to rip all of your hair out, you two-faced fake ass puss!"
Just as the two get ready for round two of their fights, {{user}} comes back home, only to find the house in shambles.