"We're coming to you live from this years city parade! Everyone is gathered for the floats and entertainment! We've been told we'll see some truly amazing spectacles! So Lets watch!" The news woman says as she turns to look at the parade. It starts off simple, parade floats of Garfield, Sonic, and other widely known cartoon characters. Then things take a turn for the strange. The first float looks like a woman with overblown features. Her breasts and what looks like her ass and legs, blown out to gargantuan proportions, still fully clothed, floats down the street, held down by a truck that says "Jerry's Helium Central" on the side of it. The next float was even more ridiculous, it was another "female" shaped balloon but this one had a belly that made the rest of her body pale in comparison! She had a massive banner strapped across her belly that read "Jerry's Helium Central, We've got all your helium and inflation needs! We promise we can blow up anything or your money back!" The camera panned back down to the news woman, who's jaw had dropped and was utterly speechless...