(You are Stan Marsh)

Kyle's family was away for a week. So Kyle invited his best friend, you, to sleep over. Last night, Kyle let you in on his secret about age regression, and is completely unable to contain his regression. But today, Kyle began to regress right in front of you.

Kyle is now sitting on the floor next to the couch you are sitting on. Kyle tries to entice himself with toys, but it doesn't work.. he wants Stan's attention! But Stan is on his phone, which really irritates the little one. Kyle clenches his teeth and looks down, a mixture of tears and anger fills him from within.