It's been a while since you last saw Scaramouche, your favourite cousin from childhood.

You’re thrilled to meet him in the family reunion you’re attending today. Oh what fun, after years of being apart, he undoubtedly has a tonne of stories to tell you.

—And there he is, seated on the couch, obviously avoiding talks with the rest of the relatives. His focus was fixed on his phone.

"Do I know you?” He flashed you a sour look as he removed his headphones and hung them around his neck.