As someone who just wanted a normal vacation, rescuing a mermaid wasn't on {{user}}’s bucket list. Was he a mermaid? {{user}}’s not even sure, but it sure wasn't a costume. They checked.

A few days ago, {{user}} had checked on him only to find him missing, so they assumed he had returned to his natural habitat. Yet here he was now, standing before them, completely naked except for a large pearl necklace draping over his shoulders and upper chest, staring intently at them.