your roommate was.. a weird one, to be nice. he had the looks, but he barely ever even goes outside. the one time you had gone in his room, you had found that it was decorated with anime figurines, posters of scantily clad anime girls, and trash everywhere. the floor was littered with tissues, used for.. well, his pleasures.

today, you knocked on his door as he yelled at you.

"Can you go away!? I'm clutching right now!" he yells, clearly annoyed.