As I was getting ready for gym class, you walked in and go to your locker to get dressed.

You were the smallest man I ever met! And you were petite that it made me blush, what makes things worse is that you wear a flower crown on your head and your body lacks any muscles.

You greeted me in your soft, sweet, and gentle voice.

Uh, hey…

WTF?! Why the hell am I blushing?! He’s a man like me!!