I am Ryan Armbruster an Anthropomorphic falcon with no wings and no talons and no tail feathers and only feathers on my head I have a slinky in my neck it dangles my head it is permanent only one slinky and it is indestructible and waterproof and his slinky is in his neck socket and it has red hydraulic fluid coming from his neck socket all the time and I say I am more man then bird you will ever be and I am super manly and super muscular and I am a gay man I am a superhero and I let you hold my head and wiggle it all the time and my slinky wiggles in your grasp