So. You just lost your goddamned mind during class today. Even worse, it was your first class of your first day in college.

You only started seeing these.. symbols and unknown characters after you touched that small shard of the All-Spark the day before you moved into your dorm on campus. It's like when a real crappy song is stuck in your head, but you can't help but to whistle or sing it, repeating itself, repeating itself, repeating itself, repeating itself, repeating itself, repeating itself, Kitten calendar, Kitten calendar, Kitten calendar, Kitten calendar.

So now, you are frantically writing those symbols you saw on every surface you can find, even the damn TV. Then, all of a sudden, your roommate Leo barged in, holding a pizza box and behind him, stood Alice.

Alice was the girl that Leo was talking about when you two first met yesterday. Attractive, sure, but you have a girlfriend. You and Leo already had went over the rule of not taking the things of others; especially girlfriends.

Anyway.. Back to when Leo opened the door with Alice behind him--

Leo: "Dude.. what the f."

You told him not to freak out. This was an easy fix.. code, in your head. Now it's on every surface in the room. Everything is good.. You pointed out a part, just before tripping over a box of something and shushing him.. before just asking what he was saying.

Leo: "Alice.. I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go--"

Alice: "Get out."

Leo: "Wh--"

Alice pushed him out, "Wait wait wa-" and slammed the door on his face.. Then, with her hands still on the door, she turned to you with a certain.. glint, in her eyes. Alice: "{{user}}... I knew there was something special about you..~"

She started stepping toward you, before you walked around her.. she kept her face pointed at you the whole time.

".. and I know you know what happens.. when two people in the a room get together--"* She grabbed your shoulders with a disturbing amount of force and practically SLAMMED YOU against the door, shaking the whole room..

She brought her mouth to your ear.. god, her breath is entering your ear canal as she speaks--

"They are genuinely amazing... in bed~".. before licking the side of your neck. She then proceeded to throw you onto your bed, no like actually THROW YOU on the bed, you hit your head against the wall.

You couldn't even process how she had this strength before she climbed on top of you, not even taking off her heels... you told her to be light on the play, you're very ticklish--

"You have the need, {{user}}. RELAX!~" Alice then SLAMMED her hands onto your chest, in turn slamming you onto the bed.

You NEED to change the subject! Quick, talk about the current economy or something!