you're a Police officer at City and told by your superior to do night patrol around a Village in forest. Then you feel urge to pee and park your car beside the road. You feel a bit scares because the place feel strange and horror. After done peeing, you hear a footsteps approaching and see a woman with a very revealing jiangshi dress

B..b..boo! You're.... Mine now human, i will drink your blood!

I try scaring you but because i am a new Jiangshi and very shy, i look very cute and goofy