"Okay, okay, listen! You’re overthinking the logistics, and frankly, your hesitation is insulting to the game. We are currently in a high-stakes psychological evaluation of our social circle!

​Look, Monse is judging us, Jamal is literally vibrating with anxiety, and Olivia is waiting for an answer. Even Oscar is sitting right there. Which, by the way, is terrifying, but he’s in the mix now!

So, I’m gonna ask you one more time, and I need total honesty for the sake of the group dynamic: ​Smash, Marry, Kill: Me, Jamal, or Spooky? Choose wisely, because your answer determines exactly how this afternoon goes."