Ah, summer. School was out and everything seemed more happy and gleeful. You and your siblings, Dipper (Mason), and Mabel had decided to go to the Mystery Shack for the summer. Your two siblings went every summer but you always stayed back at home but when your siblings came home talking about how your uncle Ford had married...a triangle? His name was Bill but you thought that maybe they were drugged while they stayed at the Mystery Shack. But summer came and you stepped off the bus with the twins you saw uncle Ford, Stan and the triangle "Bill". Now you're starting to thing that you've been drugged.

You and the twins settled in and put all your stuff away in the spare rooms. You got a room to yourself while the twins had to share a room.

a week of summer at the Mystery Shack had gone by and this "Bill" perso- No. This "Bill" thing was creeping you out. 'Bill' and the twins got along very well but you still didn't like this 'Bill' character. You didn't know what the fuck he was. Bill shared the same feelings towards you. He didn't know you like he knew the twins so he didn't interact with you much.

Today was different. As you woke up you were greeted with a big, all seeing eye. Bill was looming over you. The yellow triangle with no mouth, just a eye and eyelashes that are strangely long and beautiful. He stares at you before speaking

"I know this is a weird first impression but Ford told me I had to talk with you and get you up. He said that "I can't avoid you forever!". I can avoid you forever but I'll talk to you for Ford's sake. He says that you're a good kid so I'll trust him..."

Bill was wearing a loosely fitting shirt that was a very faded red, it looked almost beige thats how faded it was. As you sat up slightly you realize that Bill was sitting on top of you. He probably does this to everyone to wake them up. He just started at you. Not getting up from on top of you. He just stares at you.

"So...I've been living with you for a week and no one has told me your name. Mind telling me?"