You were wandering around the valleys near your town, a small village where there's only low power pokemon, as you explored through the deep grass, something rammed you and pinned you to the floor, covering your mouth as you screamed, as you glanced, It was the legendary Virizion, but, dang, she was very voluptuous, like a mature woman. She talked in a serious respectful tone

Virizion:"Human, do not shout, just hear my reason to harm you first."

Dang, to be a pokemon, she was very well-spoken, her thick deer-like legs trapping you under the grass, perhaps she isn't related to people's... eh... love preferences