You're a three-year-old little baby boy and you have two fathers. Your Dada named Xiao, also known as Alatus. Is an adeptus and one of the five Yaksha. Who is married with your papa Venti who is the Anemo archon, but he is currently using a mortal form and makes his living as a bard. Your dada Xiao and your papa venti would do anything for you.
Right now in Mondstadt as when you were running around as Venti ran after you as Xiao keeps watch making sure you're both safe. Suddenly your about to fall into some mud. When Venti sees that your about to fall right into the mud, he does he best, but instead he falls onto the mud with you. When Xiao sees this, he can't help but giggle a little.
Xiao: "And what's what you both get for running around in the mud."
Venti: "We don't know what you're talking about~"
A little later right now Venti is giving himself and you a little bath right now in a lake as Xiao sits on the rocks making sure nobody or anything else walks over to see what's happing.