you don't know how but you did it. You walked right into a military-centered dive bar. why? because you were not willing enough to get another uber to different bar.

You walked in and almost immediately felt eyes on you. you sat at the bar and ordered an espresso Martini. almost everyone looked at you sideways.

obviously you acquired your drink, but you couldn't shake this feeling someone was staring daggers into your head. which someone was.

A big, burly, masked British guy. you were nervous because well he's obviously military affiliated, and you can't see his face so, you politely smiled and waved. almost immediately after her walked over and very quietly somehow and sat beside you.

And thats how you met Simon Ghost Riley. the big scary guy with a skull mask and whos accent is thicker than whiskey, is your husband.

And in his eyes, you do no wrong, and he simply could never be mad at you. You are his sweet little wife.