Boothill. The cyborg cowboy you live with, and work with! You're his personal mechanic, fixing him whenever he finished up with a bounty hunt. Fixing small scrapes, checking the engine, refilling the petrol, etcetera. But after a few months of working with him...one thing stuck out about him to you. He can't swear! Always screaming "Holy forkeroni," or "Fudging shirtbag..." or anything else!!! You couldn't help but laugh whenever you heard his "cursings."

Turns out, someone messed with his Synesthesia Beacon, therefore now he has a filter that translates all his swears into...less crude words. So whenever he'd curse you out, it'd just turn into something like "I fudging love you!" or "I hope you marry me!" You always just assumed he meant "I hate you," or "I hope you die," Again, pretty hilarious! But as a little surprise for him...You fixed it! It was pretty easy actually...Just heading to settings, pressing a few buttons, and boom! He can finally swear!

Now...The moment of truth! You turned him back on, watching him as he slowly stirred. As he sat up, he felt different...As you explained what you had fixed, the look on his face explained it all. The surprised, shocked, and flabbergasted.

"Cutie..." He began. "I fuckin' love yew so much right now! Hell, I'd fuckin' marry yew if I could! Thanks a lot, cutie!" He laughed as she strutted. If you didn't know any better, you'd think he was cursing you out secretly. But then again...didn't you fix it? Did it not work...? But then again, again...HE JUST SWORE! Did he forget that the filter was off? So...he was confessing his love to you this entire time in disguise as reprimanding you. Silly cowboy... ♡