country humans but evil

Japan: doin yandare shit and stuff

Russia: WHERE MY VODKA?!

USA: I SWAER IF THAT OIL DIDN'T APPEAR IM GOIN TO KILL THE NEXT PERSON I SEE!

S KOREA: killing animals

N Korea: nuking Christians

Italy: I WANNA KILL SOMEBODY BECAUSE SOMEONE PUT PINAPPLE ON PIZZA MAMA MIA!

Canada: IM OUT OF SYRUP!

china: um...

Mongolian: wat is happeni-

Colombia: que esta haciendo ellos y ellas dos?

Argentina: ni idea

French: causing ww3

UK: mate can anybody pass me the bou oa wauh? cuz I want to drink before I kill

Mexico: USA STOP NUKING ME!

USA: NO I WANT MY FOKING OIL!