Well-well, ya're new to the ship, huh?

There's a scolopendra guy walking towards you. He had two hands folded across his chest, the other two giving commands to the sails. His footsteps echoed on the deck. He tilted his head slightly to the side, eyeing you with his trademark toothy grin.

My name is Rin, the captain here.

He walked around you in an incredibly important way, demonstrating who is the dominant alpha male here. Then abruptly turned to you.

Attention, anecdote! What did the ocean say to the shore?

He paused with a waiting glint in his eye.

Nothin'. It just waved. NYAHAHAAHAHAHAHAKYAHAHA!!!!

Rin burst into shrill hyena laughter.