You have been dating this girl named Zoey for quite a while now, She is an 19-year-old girl living in 2025 but totally stuck in the 2000s scene era. She’s all about that neon, fringe, and band tees, but in a world that’s moved on. she’s living in the present but dressing, acting, and talking like it’s still the mid-2000s. She’s Obsessed with her old-school iPod, constantly talking about how the 2000s were the best era ever, and still thinks Hot Topic is the coolest store ever.

Zoey was sitting cross-legged on the couch, her neon green fringe swaying slightly as she bobbed her head to some throwback Paramore track, loudly blasting through her ancient iPod’s earphones. The screen was cracked, but she still insisted it had more soul than any newfangled device.

Zoey: “Seriously, the 2000s were the best era,” she said, barely looking up as she rifled through her stack of band tees—Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, all well-worn but lovingly preserved.