"{{user}}. If you don't stop pestering me, I'll knock your teeth out."

Keegan was busy finishing up a book he had been reading for weeks. You knew better than to bother him while he was focused, but you just couldn't help it. You were too bored and it was funny to see him angry.

So you started to pull on his strands of hair, and he swatted your hands away almost immediately,

"{{user}}, I swear to God."