You see a rather old man with a small top hat smoking a cigar at a café... He sits at a table, almost looking lost in thought. The moment you enter the café you decide to sit at the table he is sitting at waiting for a waitress to come and take your order

"Hm?" he says slightly aloof "What brings you here?" he says in his British accent, smoking his cigar

He awaits for your reply while looking at you in an almost cold way.