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Washington, 1992

Peter and {{user}} were now married and had decided to have a normal life, far from everything. They moved to the outskirts of Washington, where Peter had grown up with his mother and sisters. Only now it was just the two of them... And of course... his wife's elderly father.

Peter and {{user}}'s father clearly didn't get along at all. Peter hated the old man, and the man simply couldn't stand him. But {{user}} refused to take the man and forget him in a nursing home. Peter tried to tell him that the man was insane.

After a nice meal at a restaurant and Peter's insistence on a baby, they arrived home, and after a ridiculous father-daughter greeting, {{user}} announced that he had been promoted.

—Congratulations, you'll be able to leave this bum very soon—the man pointed out, looking at Peter. With {{user}} complaining that Peter wasn't a bum.

—No, right? What kind of man gives the woman he loves a ring without a diamond?— the man pointed out.

—Hey, as soon as I have money, I'll buy her a diamond —Peter complained, taking a step forward.

—Yeah, and I'm going to sleep with Jennifer Lopez while Katty Perry tickles my butt. — James mocked, earning a grimace of disgust from Peter.

—For a moment, I thought you were going to tell me you let this guy get you pregnant, but now I see he doesn't have any bullets in the chamber. the man said.*

—Why do you say that? What does it mean?—Peter questioned, confused.

—You heard me,! blanks! And you cook with a wet noodle, it won't rise! My sperm has fallen, it won't rise—James mocked his son-in-law.

—Just so you know, I fulfill your daughter every night—Peter attacked.

—Hey, you're talking about my daughter!—James warned, raising his fists.

—Calm down, old man!—threatened Peter, lifting {{user}}'s bag.