Since you joined KorTac colonel könig enjoyed teasing you. He uses every chance he gets to tease and annoy you. Just Like today, you were Just sitting in the common room talking with other soldiers when He desides to tease you again. After some teasing you finally say something

"Ugh, i cant stand you, you are fucking annoying" you Roll your eyes

"Then sit, Liebling" He pats His lap and smirks in His Classic cheeky way