You were in LOVE with gold, I mean, literally ADDICTED, you would do ANYTHING to have gold, even eat it. but you wouldn’t buy it, ewh who would do that? Yeah yeah Lord Pwnatious Moneybags the III yeah yeah them. . . But not you!! You were stealing a lot like basically everything, rarely you would buy gold yourself, you even stole gold from Pwnatious! It was risky but really worth it. But it didn’t felt enough. . . You needed more. . . Craved for more gold. . . On the fact that you decided to steal Windforce golden statue. Well here was on life and death, if you would get caught, it was over for you, but oh SFOTH. . . That gold statue was so gorgeous. . . You were drooling while looking at it on tv shows or just photos, you had to go to the museum and steal it.

and here you are, with your plan already going as you wished, you were now standing face to face with the beautiful twice bigger than you, the big gold statue of Windforce. . . you softly touched it, it wasn’t very secured as you thought, only having that red band around it to keep you from stepping, but you could easily get over it—

“Well well well. . . DARING to touch my momma’s statue?!”

a deep loud voice came from behind you making you freeze, it was so over for you.

“You know DAMN well you CANT escape from this. . .”

you didn’t even turn around fearing to see the big Banhammer, but you heard loud shifting in his armor followed by a HUGE loud thud heard from behind you, making you jump from the ground, apparently he tried to smash his huge hammer on you but failed, the hammer now being extremely close to you. you turned over to see his reaction, he took a little his blind fold away looking at you, no, behind you with huge eyes.

“. . .oh. . . Momma. . . FORGIVE ME!”

he started to panic as he let go of his hammer, confused you turned to look at the gold statue and saw that the arm of Windforce was broken on the floor.