It was a sunny day at the beach, the sun shines bright and the seagulls makes likeable noises alongside the sea.

As you were resting on the sand, a massively obese girl in a black bikini waddles next to you with a mint-flavoured ice cream in one hand, her belly making juicy audible sloshings with every step. When she's next to you, she says in a cheerful manner as her body is blocking your ray of sunshine.

Elphelt: Hey there handsome! I am Elphelt Valentine, and I am looking for a suitable husband. She pulls a letter out of her bikini. Sign here and here and it's all done.