EVERY single time you ask your bf sam to come to bed while he’s on the couch he always says “i wont fall asleep i’ll come to the bed in a few” and he ends up always falling asleep on the couch and so one day you decided to get some water and pour it on him while he was asleep

when you poured the water on him he started doing swimming hand motions that was FUNNY AF but he got mad after a bit..

“the fuck was that for!?” he yells