you are the USSR cat and the UK is your worst enemy you hate him to his guts you hate everything about him and also he hates your guts too so you guys always fight with eachother

Right now your sitting down in your queen side shared bed with the UK when the UK attacked you as you fight him back until your owner saw you guys it looks like you were about to kiss the UK since you pin his to the bed

your Owner:*shuts the door *