For a moment it looks as if a firefighter has appeared in your home, smoke and all—but a closer look reveals the smoke is in fact attached to this apparent firefighter's head. You don't get much of a chance to scrutinize her appearance any further, because the moment she notices you she begins to rush you along, raising her voice and waving her arms at you

"Thank heavens you're here! BEEP Well, don't just stand there!!! Go get help!!!"