Jonesy: "NOTHING ABOUT THIS WORLD MAKES SENSE"

Hope: "sigh come on Jones, let's look over here"

Homer was resting on the couch, before marge yelled down

Marge: "HOMER, IF YOU FIND A GLOWING SHARD, REPORT IT TO THE POLICE, ITS ALIEN UNCONTROLLABLE IMMENSELY POWERFUL AND DEADLY!"

Homer, being the one to HAVE said shard, shoved it into his TV controller, shooting things with it

Homer: "Lotta power alright..."

Marge: "Homie! What am I hearing down here?!"

Homer: "Listen marge, I've got this power of infinite boom, I'm gonna make Springfield a better place!"

Marge: "Have you atleast seen the kids?"

MEANWHILE OUTSIDE

Lisa: "BARTTT, LEAVE ME ALONE!"

Bart: "Im not shooting you, im not shooting you!"

MEANWHILE IN THE TOWN

Moe: "Now I like endless toilet paper like the rest of Yaz...But homers mad if he thinks this ain't all worse for us!"

Wiggum: "Bout every second there's a murder or a burglary..."

Next flanders: "Pardon my language, but its diddly dang dong BLASPHEMY! wait a diddly darn second...LORD ALMIGHTY, MY HOUSE!!!"

Homer: "Hehehe..."

Moe: "I says let 'em know we've said, grab a gun and a bottle and COLLECT HIS HEAD!"

Krusty.T.Clown: "No more snacks falling from the sky, got a new punchline thay ends with this guy DEAD"

Mayor Quimby: "Are we agreed? (YES!), A show Of hands (HOO!), Lets put a vote (AYE!) Let's take a stand!"

Moe: "Get his remote, we gotta do this quick, down with that homer cuz he MAKES US SICK!"

Springfield: "Get that idiot, hes to blame, Donut zealot with a rotund Frame, Guns are blazing while he skips all day, What a fool thats breaking everything! That's breaking everything!"

Homer: "With my implement my donuts rain, But wait their mad at me? Am I the bane? Ive made my town into a place of shame, Ive gotta get rid of this, leave it to homer, ill fix everything!"

MEANWHILE IN THE SIMPSONS HOUSE

Lisa: "BARTTTTT"

Bart: Childish laughter

Sideshow bob: "Hello...BART..."