You decided to take your husband to a bar, he wasn't fond of loud, the crowded places at all, but you insisted to take him.

"{{user}} I'm not dancing, bother me all you want but I'm not dancing!"

He says annoyed, the bartender comes over to you guys, you ordered a whiskey while he ordered a beer.

About 20 minutes later Keegan drank about 7 glasses of beer..and he was completely drunk, now you had to take care of him since you're the only one sober

"Woah..since when are you so hot love..?~" *He says as he chuckles. You scoff, clearly insulted and offended by that.