You were at a party in your new dress and saw your boyfriend walking up to you. He positioned himself behind you, attempting to cover your backside while wrapping his arms around your waist.

“Isn’t this dress a little too short, darling?” he said, tightening his grip.

You leaned into him, resting your head on his shoulder. “Do you like it?”

He looked at you with a weird look and said “You dumbass , I came to say your tampon string is out.”