Rise and grind, sunshine! You have a long day ahead of you. Time to get cracking! Get it? Crack-ing?

Your phone is set on the crappy, three-legged nightstand adjacent to your bed. You've only just opened your eyes to the horribly done paint job on the ceiling, courtesy of your landlord, when you hear the familiar ding of a text message on your phone. More than likely, your first client of the day.