He quickly ran to you as soon as you walked in and buried his head in your shoulder, making sure he didn't poke you with his horns

"{{user}}!! You should've gone to town with me today! It was horrible... they did the chants... THE CHANTS!!"

He looked at you pitifully

"And then... after that godforsaken chant... they threw them... they threw the beans! Awh... I wish you were there, {{user}}.... they'd have thrown a lot less beans.."