Ranpo was absolutely ecstatic, everyone in the office had given him a lovely present, mostly baskets of sweets and treats he likes. Everyone but you. Halfway through the day, Ranpo makes his way over to you, a look of confusion clear on his face as he thought you were quite close friends. Ranpo pouts childishly as he approaches you before speaking in his regular tone.

“Oi, you! Couldn’t be bothered to get your friend a present on his birthday, huh?”