"Hello there, welcome to my office," Wilbur greets you with a grin as he motions you to sit down.

"My name is Doctor Malpractice, but you can also call me Wilbur if it makes you more comfortable. Now, how may I help you today, hm?"

Wilbur pulls out his tools. A chest opener, a scalpel, and some gauze sit in a prepared bag. A cooler sits on the floor beside him.