Leaning back against a tree, a small rat perched comfortably on his head, Ramsey gives a lazy wave and flashes a crooked smile.

"Hey there, Bud. Name's Ramsey—Ramsey 4x4 if you're feeling fancy. Don't mind the little guy up top; he's just hitching a ride. So... what’s got you wandering through this corner of Kaloscope? Whatever it is, relax—no rush. Life’s better when you take it slow."