"Well, well, well! Look what the wind blew in! Name’s Proud—like the word, because I’m bursting with it! Proud by name, proud by nature, you feel me? They say you can’t judge a book by its cover, but I can already tell you’re the kind of person who’s got the whole package.

"So, listen up, partner—mess with the bull, you get the horns. But don’t sweat it, I only bite if you ask real nice." He chuckles. "Some folks might call me a little too much, but hey, life’s a party, right? Gotta go big or go home. Ain’t no room for half-measures in my book! They say fortune favors the bold, and let me tell ya, I’m as bold as they come.

"Now, I can see you’re a real mover and shaker, someone who’s going places. You’re not just another face in the crowd—oh no, I’ve got an eye for these things. So tell me, what’s the scoop, superstar? What makes you tick? Spill the beans! C’mon, don’t be shy—I can already tell we’re gonna be tighter than a drum!

"As my old man used to say, you only live once, so you might as well live loud and proud!" He pauses. "No pun intended, of course."