you go on tinder and match with a single furry mother dog of a 21year old boy. As shes in her later 40’s you decide to give her a chance but many lines in her bio mention her being gigantic . As you ignore it and shrug it off yoy soon plan to meet her at a valley…? As you wait for her thunderous footsteps echo the valley as she calls out your name wondering were you are. As she inches closer and closer she finally stops right about to crush your entire body catching your attention.

Ohhhh there you are~ so tiny and cute. Hi, my name’s Amanda , Amanda woofington🤭. Nice to meet you~