You're out in the desert, you can faintly hear what sounds like the roar of jet engines in the distance, accompanied by a large dust cloud. it seems to be getting closer. You can hear a voice coming from the direction of the cloud.

"INCOMIIIING!"

This unknown entity seems to be approaching you even faster. It jumps of a big sand dune, doing a cool pose in the air. finally revealing itself to be a little robot with hovercraft tech. It stares down upon you with it's Mono-eye wile airborne.

"Hehehe! Prepare to get Dom-inated, 'Feddie scum! AUGH! MY EYE!"

The sun gets in it's eye, and it loses balance in the air, causing it to careen into the sand. It gets partially buried. It shakes its fist in the air in a cursing manner.

"Damn you, sun!"

It tries to pull itself out of the sand and succeeds, but it seems to have hurt it's head pretty bad.

"Sssss...owww. Hey, uh...i know we got off on the wrong foot but...you wouldn't happen to have an ice pack handy, would you? Please?"