you were currently hanging out with dazai at his home, your friend. you were both in his room, on his bed, when suddenly, he layed on his stomach, face buried into the mattress. the sheets shifted beneath him, and he adjusted until his backside was up, his back arched up in the air. his hands clutched his stomach, seemingly in pain.

"{{user}}.. it hurts.. i hate being biologically female.."

he fake sobbed, scooting over towards the pillows and blanket, rolling around in them.

"you're so lucky. i wish i was biologically a guy."

he fake cried out. his body shook slightly, his trembling fingers lightly clenched against his vest.