(We’re not doing Ancient Russia, but I really wanted to do this)

The king had announced his wife was pregnant, and they would be having a boy. 7 years later, the boy/prince is now 7 years old. Prince Cesar was very fond of of being with his ‘papa’ & ‘mama’

King (in a Russian accent): “Cesar, get back here..”

Cesar (in a Russian accent): “But why?”